Albert

2018 3FL fantasy football champion. aspiring ufologists/ amateur conspiracy theorist. Let’s get weird. #codyandthelubekings

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I tried to get a tee time with @Jerrythekid21 last time I was in Chicago.. he big timed me and now I get to watch him hack away at the best corses in America.. he’s living my dream congrats JJ

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@tonyg3527 @stoolpresidente @StuartFeiner @Return_Of_RB @JeffNadu Dude I love it.

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@HFryman @TruthByJoe 🤔

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@TruthByJoe @TBob53 The got Shoughed!

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Terrible take.. song still slaps.

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Damn @zachlanebryan really loves @BChickenfry

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So @JeffDLowe what softballs do you have ready for El Pres? The fans are so ready to watch another fixed trivia league!

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@coreyvoss1a @MacrodosingPod You smell bad.

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@coreyvoss1a @MacrodosingPod Yup you got them dude

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@boysenberrybob @MacrodosingPod Got them

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@LJjuarez @MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter @ArianFoster Does it suck being this lame?

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@MacrodosingPod Ive never had sex with a pillow-Francis

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@eastvillageguy @TruthByJoe

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Hank is so ready for Sunday!

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@GaryFUCKINBears Hank dropped the ball with her @Tiffany_Gomas

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@GaryFUCKINBears @MELANIAJTRUMP The First Lady does have sweet cans.

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@BarstoolBigCat if Katic is taking down 100k beers for 2026. I’ll attempt 100k plus one and also lose my pinky for the pinky bet!

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@_m69ga He would be position-less in our defensive scheme

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@BrendaJWebber @iawolves Did Mac throw down any absurd dunks last night?

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My sister told me that it would be almost impossible to find jeans in my size thrifting in this economy… so far she’s correct 2 goodwills in and I’m coming up with goose eggs.

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@_ExcitingWhites Watch your mouth those put food on the table for some of us…