bamhad83

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[bamhad83 @LifeafterHS_]

I can’t stand a “don’t 🥜 in me typa bih” gtfo my girlfriends apartment then

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Why do I feel most comfy on my back when I’m sleeping 10/10 drunk

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Hammered at a concert with a 10/10 fit on. Baddies hit my Jack

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When she invite you to the seafood place but you know damn well ur allergic but she’s a baddie

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I’ve been on a bender for 8 days now and haven’t been to class in 2 weeks. I don’t even know my major

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Why I see my hb that owe me money gifting subs to Kia Cenat

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Found out my gfs friends are using me as stickers in their gc

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When ur hammered spitting crazy game and she hits you with “ what’s my name” so you gotta say Muhammad cause that’s statistically the most common name

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Did you put your balls on my drumset

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When I save fine shyts pics and it goes to 2021 in my camera roll🫠🤣

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Just knocked over a stack of plates in the dining hall and it was loud aaf

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Walked into the elevator and the baddie in there walked out and took the stairs

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I just seen my smallest hb get his ass jumped by 3 lesbians, I ain’t help at fucking all🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dapping up Asians

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I’ve been pissing out of my ass ever since I had McDonald spicy nuggets 🫠

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Why dis random page just text me and say “ bet”. I been in my bathroom with a curling iron for 2 hrs

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Hit up the local bop a couple months ago, I proposed to her 2 weeks in no play🫠

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Ran outa queso , threw duck butter on the nachos

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Did a 2 hour stream and forgot to press go live

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UPDATE: I just shit out the home button from my tv remote