The Lifeguard Life

Forever yelling at kids to walk. Getting paid to tan. Blowin my whistle all day long
#GuardLife

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Ready to get my summer tan going 😎

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Pokemon Get the hell out of the pool so I don't have to watch your ass

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Humidity is our worst enemy.

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Props to the guard for reacting so quickly. Shame on the other guys. Smh sign these men up for swim lessons. https://t.co/uCniC7NTgR

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Watching new guards come onto the job is always amusing

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

It's guarding season bitches #PaidToTan

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

I just want to sit in the sun and be tan again :(

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

I may be a lifeguard, but I can't save myself from drowning in finals.

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Not summer bodies. #ShitLifeguardsSee

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Horrible tattoos. #ShitLifeguardsSee

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Poop in the urinals #ShitLifeguardsSee

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Saw a little kid run yesterday. Realized he was naked so I decided not to tell him to walk. #ShitLifeguardsSee

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

lifeguards are basically people that get paid to watch others have fun

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

When you take a shower at the end of the day and you feel all the sunscreen ooze off your body <<
#lifeguardprobs

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Summer has just started and I'm already sick and tired of the radio #LifeguardProbs

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Some guidelines on when NOT to be in the pool:

1. When there is thunder
2. When the lifeguard is wearing A SWEATSHIRT

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Couldn't have said it any better #WeDontPlayGamesWithPoolRats https://t.co/oy3wPLsRop

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Putting on suntan lotion is such a pain. #ScrewIt

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Humidity is a lifeguard's worst enemy. #lifeguardproblems

[The Lifeguard Life @LifeeGuardProbs]

Happy Memorial Day guards! Stay cool, drink water, and bust kids! #LifeguardLife