L musk (parody)

L. PARODY

[L musk (parody) @lifefullofL]

i really need to learn how to dance bachata

[L musk (parody) @lifefullofL]

@davidlhansen3 @TahraHoops show how the elections were compromised to the point where you need to disenfranchise voters? do you believe poll taxes were a good idea? in a country where only 60% of the people vote, do you think more or less people should have access to voting?

[Brandon “Big Papi” Medina @BigPapiBrandonM]

Opened at the Chinese restaurant right now, SPURS IN 7

[Ryan Alba @_alba__]

Through four games, I can confidently say two things:

First, the Spurs are technically a better basketball team by a small margin.

Second, the Spurs are the dumber team by an astronomical margin.

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Bonnie @BonnieAire]

caught myself getting excited over the spurs hot start when i know what’s coming

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

WHAT THE FUCK SON

[#SincereFC 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

here this nigga goes

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[L musk (parody) @lifefullofL]

@BrettFL1970 @PetterSaha @DreamLeaf5 @WHITEB17ON why did Trump nominated the AG that gave Epstein a soft deal in 08 to his cabinet during his first term? why did Trump had Epstein associates amongst his entorage during his recent flight to China?

[L musk (parody) @lifefullofL]

@BrettFL1970 @PetterSaha @DreamLeaf5 @WHITEB17ON if Eric and Obama created the files to harm Trump why not release them? If the files don’t implicate Trump or his friends why not release them? can’t it be the files implicates both Trump, his friends and democrats? its a big circle and we ain’t part of it

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

Just now watching Project Hail Mary. About 40 minutes in. Haven’t seen a forward pass yet.

[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

Imagine telling someone then Bronny would score his first playoff points before Zion

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[Pat @Goatciello]

Williams engineers the first time they weighed the full car

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when my friends ask for an update on the person I told them was my soulmate a week ago

[Chris @citehchris]

it is always shocking to realize the non chalent emotionally unavailable bad texter wasnt my soulmate

[#1 @sh6rky]

Relationships culture is dead because everyone is negotiating to win against a person they’re supposed to be trying to spend the rest of their lives with.