Life Mummified

Figuring out my new life as “mummy” as of 14/12/17. Sharing experiences, woes & comedy moments in the hope that another adult is listening! #parenting #mumlife

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@tylerbelle2 I might have still been filing the at 3 months!! Lol. Mine is 6m now and because they are that bit bigger it is a little easier!

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@tylerbelle2 How old is your wee one? I used to file Tiny’s but it takes FOREVER so now I just use clippers either when sleeping or in bouncy chair and it’s not so bad. Good luck!!

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@TeamK123 Hahaha! It’s awful isn’t it? I paint a big smile on my face and sit on my hands!! He’s learning and experiencing so much though- hand/eye, tastes, textures... gravity! 😂

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What I have learnt from #babyledweaning: I don’t like sharing my food! #parenting #weaning #sixmonthsalready

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Psssst, @EDI_Airport I think you have a rogue wizard working at security... I don’t know what the “IGNORAMUS” spell does, but he’s yelling it at all the muggles that he doesn’t like! #customerservice #powertrip #happyholidays

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Why, after watching your child for a small amount of time, do people insist on listing 32 Facts You Already Know About Your Child?
“He really likes...”
“He doesn’t like...”
Like, I’ve raised him for 6 months, your observations over the past 20 hours are not going to enlighten me.

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The truth about a night away without your baby #1: You get into the hotel and pump your boobs, not each other. #mumlife #breastfeeding

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Loving this sunshine! #realnappies

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Here, when did Suits get so far fetched?! #RoyalWedding2018

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Have really fallen behind on the old Twitter front! Ridiculous amounts of baby classes have rendered me too knackered to say anything even slightly witty or to make observations on the real world!!

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Do you think Ruth Davidson will get Statutory Maternity Pay only? 😂

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When you’re pregnant everyone comments on your appearance- you’re “glowing”, even when you’re not. After you’ve given birth, you’re “looking fab”. Now, 4 months postpartum, for the first time in a year, no one wants to tell me how great I look. I’m just me with more wobbles.

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Does anyone else turn into the whole cast of The Singing Kettle when reading “We’re Going on a Bear Hunt”? 🐻

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@Our_Maybe_Baby Also frozen spinach is supposed to hide well if you just shove it in things. Never done it myself though.

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@Our_Maybe_Baby Hahahaha!! My mum used to put loads of veg in and then blend pasta sauces xx

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Actually achieving things today whilst my baby sleeps on me! Called about my PPI, chosen some stuff for the christening, emailed about flexible working... Feeling smug! And a little bit silly, cos I usually just binge on Netflix...

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Wee guy got his third lot of jags today. The last for a while!! He’s been a grumpy wee sausage and fed for nearly 3 hrs... hoping he’ll actually sleep tonight! Daddy is doing night time routine while I get 5 mins peace before pre-bed feed. Hopefully it won’t last another 3 hrs!!

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@robyn_embrey 😂😂😂

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It always amazes me that people expect you to value their incorrect assumptions about your baby & smile & agree politely. And judge you as a “know it all” if you correct them. About your own baby!

People are rubbish.

And no, he’s not teething just cos his hand is in his mouth.

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So tired that when my baby pulled one of his socks off his foot today, I took the sock off his other foot and put it on....