Lynsey Morandin

Writer. Editor. Hockey fan. 1/3 of Hypertrophic Press.

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Thank you a thousand times to @JellyfishReview for giving this story the home it needed. I’m terrified/ecstatic to share it. https://t.co/OLnmEGVkgT

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@maddieanthes @JessicaLyleEd @anniefrazzr @kbcarle Late to the party, but yes, I kept it. Here’s an excerpt:

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@Emma_Sloley @theinnerzone @goftyler @YemasseeJournal OMG I just saw this now! Thank you so much!!!

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@maddieanthes ...I said “I love us.” Do you need a hug?

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@DanieShokoohi Yay! Have fun!!

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@HypertrophicLit @loki_writes Gorgeous as always, Cathy ��️

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Did not consider that the hundreds of people who were inside had gotten there after waiting in line for an hour just to wait in more lines for more hours to get their first coffee of the day at about 1pm and were thus very angry and undercaffeinated.

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Turns out it’s a bad idea to bring a baby in a stroller to a coffee festival. Who’d have thought?

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@katoscope That’s still good! I’ll remember this.

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@katoscope Whaaaat?! Including lenses??

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@allanacreative1 @Embassy_HSV I did, but it got really wet because the counter was wet and the sink dripped on it, and Ro’s head was hanging off into the sink.

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Shoutout to @Embassy_HSV for not only not having a baby changing station even in the women’s bathroom, but also not having any soap! Loved having to change my 2-mo-old on the 5 inches of counter between sinks and then not being able to wash my hands. 👍

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@haley_exe @catrachxs @HypertrophicLit 😍😭

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@popshotmag was enormously kind and encouraging when I sent them a very emotional piece, and even emailed me about how much they loved it before they had voted on it. A total dream chain of communication from a dream magazine.

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@katoscope K but really I’m still thinking about it.

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Seriously though, why doesn’t Bruce Banner have stretch marks? and other useless things I think about postpartum.

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@aliner @akmiska One who laughs at penis jokes for sure.

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@aliner @akmiska Yeah I need in on this because I have no idea either.

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A very old man just followed me to a gas station to yell at me about how inconsiderate I was to pass his slow ass and signal while doing so, so my day is going great so far because I got to unleash some of my rage on that fool.