Alex DuMouchelle

Lifes a garden, dig it.

-Joe Dirte

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@WMUSocial Yes can't wait to show off my shrek costume

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Little Sister: "the other day I came down because mom said she made dinner and she made just peas and corn that's it, she's losing it"

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Biggest plot twist of our generation

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Michigan what the hell is this shit?

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JR Smith: "aye LeBron why Kyrie moving so slow?"

LeBron: "that's D Rose dawg" https://t.co/Oqm7Q7lHl0

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U.S government leaks how camouflage works

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Ed Reed was a savage

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"Goodnight Denise" https://t.co/NJ2oxPPbx1

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Listen to KAYZO - Hasselhouse by Dim Mak Records #np on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/HjzMAi4RfR

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YO WTF IS THIS

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Life's a garden, dig it.

Life's a snowmobile, send it.

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This might be the most helpful gif of all time https://t.co/jROoKIgle1

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Me whenever i find a song i love https://t.co/00ffTxI7Xu

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Please say no to animal cruelty. This just rips my heart..

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Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy 😂😂 https://t.co/9H4VkpiiRy

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*Gasolina starts playing*

Friend: don't do it

Me: https://t.co/pu5Jo8xoCP

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Smoking weed with your parents for the first time https://t.co/YbMDW9Hyb0