Morris Black

Been running the mills since 1796.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Has anybody seen @danglangford ? He stole my car.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

@welsh_ci @DeansListTour Yessir, I'm going to spit all over that track

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Just found an apple on this trail. I've been looking for the cowboy man all day.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Hanging out watching my wife construct mechanism to hold all our eggs. That's one super bowl

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

My wife just surprised me with a couple of grey oxen. #myfavorite #loveher

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I found this strange looking brick in my backyard. I think it might have something to do with that cow boy man.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I hate it when the dog doesn't mow.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

My cousin's new broom is for sale. It's really sweeping the nation.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

So glad they're building more historical buildings

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

On the way to a secret vacation with lady friend. Carriage just broke down.

[Sir Farfetch III @SirFarfetch]

Saw my favorite play, 500 Moons of Summeth. Lancelot was an incredible lead role.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

@KingObaMusa Why didn't you stop when I yelled as you pranced across my property?

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Just had steak and milk for dinner. Love my cows.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

The onions are growing

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

@danglangford Who are you? You bear a strange attire.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I hate it when I wake up to a heard of cow breaking into my house.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Just ran out of butter. My wife never makes enough.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

It's great to be alive in 1801

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Just got off the mills, only had to slay two moosen today.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I am, Morris