Lil Trust Fund

call me neighbor with the hard r

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

I’m starting to think old people just drive slow because they’re coming home smashed from family events

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Dear Guy Parked on Fairfax Revving His BMW Right Now,
I unfortunately wasn’t able to stop and tell you this personally, but just know that I did hear your engine and it sounds super loud. Congrats man. Keep up the good work.
-Jimmy

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash. Good luck making love with that song stuck in your head.

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

Really did not enjoy that experience

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

Ive never had a reason to type the word Oklahoma

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

@Jack_Liebling Did you get this information from a primary source?

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

I just referenced a 6ix9ine lyric and got arrested

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

There’s no better feeling than finding money or used condoms in your pockets

[YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge]

fellas we not fist fighting anymore.... 2019 we running 1v1s on rust https://t.co/QE29iJsAPQ

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

@thenoelmiller If you weren’t sugar gay you’d slowly put your finger to my soft lips as you run your hand through my hair

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

Life hack: if you want to commit a felon, turn on 6ix9ine when you’re stuck behind a slow walker

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

This just in, Lebrun James is headed down to salty springs to play for the viperfish

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

Only game I got on my phone is Christian mingle

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

@thenoelmiller You and jerry bouta roast the soul out of Tom on this diss track

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

To all high school kids, try in school. I’m in community college and my teacher just taught the class that North America consists of Mexico Canada and the U.S. this is English class

[Lil Trust Fund @LifeoTK]

The average Boston market customer is a recently divorced 40 year old father who has the kids for the week and is on his way home from work picking them up a late dinner