Corey T

Dad | Software Developer | Train and Commuter Rail Enthusiast

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

Cracking open a cold one for our favorite website on life support rn.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

Nearly everyone running for office near me who isn’t a terrible candidate is also in the teachers union.

Fancy that.

[RedBookNote @RedBookNote]

No, you removed the youtube dislike button because youtube rewind 2018 had 20 million dislikes on it.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

My 3 yo brushes her teeth unprompted.

This parenting shit is easy (ignoring the quarterly hospitalizations).

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

based.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

Losing the World Cup on Bastille Day has gotta suck.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

Ripping out stupid shit from the basement is the best feeling ever.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

One of my parents cats has trapped itself in the bathroom with me while I take a dump.

He is currently fruitlessly attempting to escape the tub.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@emma_butthole May your pager duty remain silent.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@todallyanika It’s absolutely not bad. it’s just not what we expected at all. And that’s okay.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@emma_butthole Yeah Mayo is good for most things but psychiatry there is a pita.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@emma_butthole Hmm. Did that random drug testing include cannabis? Cause I would absolutely be fine with that if it didn’t.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@emma_butthole How did you find a psychiatrist willing to prescribe it? Mine is a little bitch about controlled substances.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

So does the apocalypse prophecy come to fruition before or after Mr and Mrs Swift consummate the marriage?

[Diogenes of Cyberborea @1v100000]

see if you can wipe my raid now little man

[Someone Named Tygget @Tygget]

this is what those nazi fucks who tried to get rid of birthright citizenship want to take from us

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

They’re good.

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

Dr Pepper dawgs coming in hot!

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@who_shot_jgr is it about the Feed the Beast minecraft mod pack?

[Corey T @Lifes_A_Haskell]

@who_shot_jgr typical philadelphian bourgeoisie always complaining about losing power to the proletarian data center.