Crystal Gruber

Just another socially and physically awkward writer tripping through life.
Basically, I fall down staircases and get swarmed by squirrels, then write about it.

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A slug. Was just on my elbow.
A slug was just on my elbow.
How did this happen?!

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The tale of the floating wheelbarrow.
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That time I was part of a supernatural cheese hunt competition with unexpected consequences. https://t.co/C42HFq70jP

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From smoke to a rabbit funeral to a windshield wiper incident, I had a weird, bad day. And a lemon attacked me today
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Watching #Frasier, and they think 3 shots of espresso is insane....

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“You’re not even good enough for dad jokes. You’re more like cousin Todd jokes,” and other quotes from my life.
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Accidentally spent rent money on #GirlScoutCookies. I don't know how to be upset about this.

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That time I almost failed a drug test. Just a whole lot about pee. And... fate?
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I don't know how to complain that I can't get a Jonas Brothers' song out of my head without admitting I've listened to one of their songs.

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My friend and I argued about the temperature of desserts. Thing got pretty heated. https://t.co/Nfzr4awg7r

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I met @TheBloggess, and it was pretty great!
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Life's Antics: The Case of the Missing Slug. A sure thriller for blog readers worldwide.
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"Oh, no! I have too many fun socks in my fun pile!" -Me

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#WhyIWrite I write because I don't know how to not write. I can't fathom living but not writing.

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Just realized I naturally do the turn-head-and-stare-off-into-the-distance thing.
Soap operas, I'm available for hire.

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Watching #HighSchoolMusical2, and they're complaining about their work on the first day. What? For a high school job, it looks like bliss.

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Tbh, #highschoolmusical has a pretty good message about breaking down stereotypes and being yourself. I'm still gonna keep laughing though.

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Watching #HighSchoolMusical. Not even through the first song and I'm crying with laugher. #childhood #dying

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Watching too many cooking shows. Decided butternut squash-potato waffles sounded good.
I'm actually a culinary genius. I could win Chopped.

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We've reached the end of our DTS. And soon I'll be leaving Montreal. This is how our DTS spent our last days here. https://t.co/eFgusrch8k