Shelby Jerman

I do the fitness thing. Addicted to tattoos. #dontbullymybreed Instagram: @liftingmunchkin

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@desbfit Pay off all of my credit card debt and then buy myself a MacBook 😂😂

[Uh, kill. @_the_deal]

When I pray in my head at night, and my mind starts wandering off and I think of something else, I say “my bad pls forgive me” in my head and start the prayer over.

Y’all won’t catch me in hell tf.

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

My baby is moving like crazy today 🤰🏼👣

[mambajuice @sleepy_wasted]

Why the FUCK are LED headlights legal? i’m glad you see can into the future with your bright ass neon blue lights but i’m about to fly off the road, carol

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@Applebees my friends and I came out for a birthday dinner last night, three of them ate the wings and all of them have food poisoning. This is ridiculous.

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

Me *literally doesn’t do anything*
Everyone *HOW DARE YOU*

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

The problem with me is that I love people, even when they aren’t good for me.

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

I absolutely refuse to apologize for how I’m feeling and I will not be made to feel like my feelings are invalid.

[marion ☆ @mari0nming_]

who was also told that as a child if you pump gas with your car running it would blow up?? just trying to prove a point tbh

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[Kayla🤙🏽 @_kaylaaaa07]

is there a difference between “I love you” and “love you”??🤔

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[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@keljardine 😢

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@_socece_ I snatch my phone because I don’t want him to see all of the dumb photos of me or videos I take randomly 😂😂😂

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@MadisonWetli This is actually me

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Me at 15: Why do my parents watch fucking HGTV all day?

Me at 23: Damn, the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[Caraline Maher ☀️ @tweetcaraline]

Seriously, say it with me:
It's not a protein bar if it has less than 12g of protein.

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@wally_meg I actually did eat 60 once 😂 my ex bf and I got a tray and he decided he wasn’t feeling it and I was just like WELL MORE FOR ME lol

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

@therealshelbg No but for real I love them that way lol or as cereal

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

Some girls have a different story everyday about an experience and I’m sorry but I find it hard to believe

[Shelby Jerman @LiftingMunchkin]

I don’t really understand how the same girls are sexually harassed time and time again quite a coincidence 💁🏼