This guy is the CEO of Flock
He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops
But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like
PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
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Aviators flying near Morristown/Bedminster, NJ this long weekend: check the NOTAMs before you launch.
NORAD-enforced temporary flight restrictions could affect your route. Keep NORAD fighter aircraft off your flank.
A few minutes spent getting informed can prevent a serious situation in the air.
Know the restrictions. Plan your flights. Fly safely.
#ReadTheNOTAMs #WeHaveTheWatch
One time per year, at Horsetail Falls in Yosemite, the sun aligns with the waterfall perfectly to make the water appear like it is on fire 🔥.
And people say God didn't create the Universe. Beautiful 🙏
#ExerciseAMALGAMDART brought together integrated forces from across NORAD to respond to simulated threats from the eastern and western approaches to North America and face cruise missile defense scenarios from 3 Wing Bagotville, Quebec.
Through integrated, realistic training, we remain ready to defend North America against modern air-domain threats.
Read more: https://t.co/ppM48ZrOEu
#WeHaveTheWatch
Teddy Roosevelt had it so right‼️‼️
In 1919, days before he died, Theodore Roosevelt wrote:
“If the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else… But this is predicated upon the person becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American.
There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all.
We have room for but one flag, the American flag…🇺🇸
We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language…
and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.”
Equal rights. Undivided loyalty. That was the deal. 🔥🔥🔥
#American #TeddyRoosevelt #OneFlag #OneLanguage #OneLoyalty
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
Does anyone remember this amazing story? On July 2, 1982, a truck driver from California flew 16,000 feet into the sky in a lawn chair. Larry Walters, 33, from San Pedro, had dreamed of flying his whole life. He bought 42 eight-foot helium weather balloons, tied them to a regular Sears lawn chair, strapped on a parachute, packed a BB gun to pop balloons to descend, a CB radio, sandwiches, and a six-pack of beer.
He expected to float a few hundred feet above his backyard. He cut the rope and shot up like a rocket — to 16,000 feet. He drifted directly into the main approach path for LAX. Two airline pilots radioed the tower: they had just passed a man in a lawn chair holding a gun at 16,000 feet. For 45 minutes, he floated over Los Angeles, freezing cold, too scared to shoot balloons because he might fall. Finally, he started popping balloons one by one and slowly descended.
He landed tangled in power lines in Long Beach, California, causing a blackout. When police arrested him, they asked why he did it. He said, "A man can't just sit around." The FAA fined him $4,000. He became a national folk hero — Lawnchair Larry — and inspired the movie Up.