Exosister Elis

Stop Summoning from the Graveyard you are pissing me THE FUCK off #KittMun

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

EXOSISTER ELIS
PROTECTOR OF THE PEOPLE WITH THE POWER OF THE HEAVENS

LVL 4 LIGHT
SPELLCASTER

500ATK
800DEF

#YGORP #MVRP #KittMun

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@Rayelander Elis grunts loudly as she blocks the hit with her sword, but still feels the force run through her arm

"Y'know, a hero wouldn't be so easy to anger."

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@Rayelander She backs up a few steps, and pulls out a bottle of water.

"Well, first, you're going to need this."

Within a moment, the bottle is opened, and the contents flung at Raye's face. And then another identical bottle is placed in her hands.

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

//Yuri at an extortionate price

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@Rayelander Elis growls quietly, before taking a deep breath.

"Very well then. If you think you can call yourself a hero, or a god, or whatever you claim to be, surely you can handle what this church girl deals with daily, right?"

A wide grin starts to spread on her face

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@Rayelander "And what a wonderful job you're doing! You're giving the people here more work to do by fixing their street! Truly wonderful!"

Her voice was laced with sarcasm, and she spoke in an almost condescending tone.

"At least my god doesn't need a machine to get his work done."

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@Rayelander "Y'know, I think people would believe that hero thing more if you didn't parade yourself around like a god."

She looks at the ground for a moment, and lets out a disgruntled sigh.

"And if you didn't leave craters everywhere you go."

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@VampyVampyVamp "I suppose it is nice. But now I feel like it'd be rude to try and exorcise you at all this month..."

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

"It's pride month guys so you know what that means right."

Why are her clothes all rainbow-y and prismatic all of a sudden

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

@VampyVampyVamp "...What are you grinning for? This happens every year"

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

(Anyway now back to my silence)

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

Seems Elis has been left alone in the church for once and she's gotten bored.

Cue a cut to an hour later, the furniture in her and Stella's room is moving seemingly by itself

"Dancing, walking. Rearranging furniture."

She takes a few steps forward
(Cont)

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

"Stella's Shopping.

And I let D.D. Crow out of the cage."

Camera pan up to reveal D.D. Crow flying just below the ceiling in circles

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

//I'm posting here for the first time in ages and none of you are prepared for it

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

W-wait! I never consented to this!

[Jezebel, Vampire Vamp @VampyVampyVamp]

Jokes on you, you don't get that say!

So don't mind as I just rip open this portal and just give your forehead a gentle little...

Poke~

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

//sleepy time. Gn

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

N-no! Not gonna happen. I-i won't let it happen!

[Jezebel, Vampire Vamp @VampyVampyVamp]

Ohohoho, you act like I can't use magic to bring out your memories. Show them to everyone~

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

Sh-shut up! Nothing happened during that month! Nothing at all! And nothing you say will change that!

[Jezebel, Vampire Vamp @VampyVampyVamp]

And you...became a vampire for your month off? At the time of year when our kind is at our strongest? You're coping so hard right now that it's hilarious.

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

Nothing*

Hate my keyboard

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

O-of course not! Because mothing happened! I simply had a month's worth of days off piled up

[Jezebel, Vampire Vamp @VampyVampyVamp]

Oh no, it happened and you know it. What, is the thought of being the one thing you fear most too overwhelming for your 'holy' mind?

[Exosister Elis @LightFromAbxve]

"I... suppose I appreciate the gesture? I would also appreciate if you didn't call me little..."