⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️

SRU Alumni Class of 2018 - Fan of loud cars, shitty sports teams and cold beer.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

Y’all I accidentally photbombed this random couple without knowing it last night.... Her friend’s comment pretty much sums up public opinion of me the last 22 years 😂😂😂😂

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@Matthew_Quirin Dude you’ve done more anti-bitching bitching than I’ve seen ACTUAL bitching about Cruz on my timeline at any point of the season. You’re Streisand Effect’ing this whole thing.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

It’s been a while since a sporting event has made me physically lose sleep, but last night’s utter debacle was one of them. This team needs a competent bullpen NOW.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@ItsBucnPrinny Still gonna complain about Triolo, this changes nothing. Him and Ke’Bryan are two cheeks of the same ass

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@gracecamille_ Just finished house hunting for the first time. Every. Single. House listing was like this. AI photos, tricky camera work/fisheye effect. I get sprucing up a place to make it more palatable, but some of the cases were straight up fraud/lies. I don’t know how they get away w it

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@Veno202 Dude's acting like he's a Cy Young candidate being banished to Single A. In reality, he's an average middle-late rotation arm that has had a few flashes of brilliance and also some SERIOUS trouble facing the order a 3rd time. He needs to stfu and do whatever helps the team win.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@selenaax_ “Doesn’t have much aura” and shows the toughest pimpjob of the century…

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@B1gDaddyMarv Houses/garages are vastly underutilized. Every house should have unique garage for you to customize. Would make saving money and buying all properties much more engaging and fulfilling.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@HamasCOO Dawg, this is ONE place that does this and most of the city hates it. This isn’t a “Pittsburgh Pizza”

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@CellarOfKeller I agree! Yes, Chandler is pitching worse right now. But Mlod can’t make it through the 3rd time of a lineup if his life depended on it. TEXTBOOK long relief/bullpen guy. He should be self-aware to realize that and know he’s still gonna get 2/3/4 inning appearances. Lame tantrum

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@MatthewBerman This asinine push to kill off the entry level worker is the most near-sighted thing I've ever seen. The entire corporate ecosystem relies on folks who started at the bottom rung of their respective fields and learned and worked their way up. How else do you learn and grow?

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@nazzobetweeting My favorite is them saying “our homes were built to trap heat!!” And their average winter temperatures are way higher than ours… so our houses have to deal w colder winters and we still don’t die in 75deg weather

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@CallmeGerbz Currently there myself. Have spent over an hour staring at the map, and even longer listlessly driving around hoping to stumble upon the final one. Even enlisted the help of the fiancee and she couldn't find it either. I'm cooked.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@BaseballWRLD_ You're effectively trading chance for reliable mediocrity.

You'd just have to be OK with giving up a bullpen spot to a situational arm that could never be used in ties and 1-run games. Less nail-biting overall.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@other_st_nick I feel like she could have just made an off-handed comment one day like “ooo did Hector Banana Bread score??” And he would have laughed it off and corrected her and been none the wiser that she was pressing for information. Feel like Reddit was not needed lmao

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@Maris_Blanch @MSHSL Dude is a coach at “Dakota County Technical College” and thinks he deserves the red carpet. You’re small potatoes, bud, if you were worth a damn you’d be coaching a real team and getting free perks that way.

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@CPhilly19 So we’re treating pitching like pocketing the 8-ball now??? Gotta call your pitch and location and hit it exactly otherwise it’s a ball?? Do you read your tweets before hitting send or…

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@FlossGauss 120g of protein and 100oz of water… dude literally typed those numbers and thought it was a flex. Overweight receptionists who can’t spell the word “gym” get more protein and steps in than this chud

[⚡️AJ Bolt ⚡️ @LightningBolt56]

@rayge_Quit @reddit_lies Who ever said staying up late was strictly to binge eat and binge watch? Additionally do calories magically cease to exist if consumed before 6am but after 2am?