LightPatioTalk

an easy going podcast hosted by lil patio

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

https://t.co/b3slhTjqiU

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

spotify is censoring us. listen on apple podcasts before all episodes are taken down.

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

this is literally the only thing a man needs to take over the world

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

“Do you know what a "bottle night" is?

Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.

We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...

Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.

That's it, we simply talk and…”

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

album of the century loading…

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golf nap ♥️

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

ok.. we’re gonna have to talk about this

[Chimney Boy @chimney_boy]

Santa had one more gift to give to all the good boys and girilies! Merry Christmas lil patio

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

New epi dropped

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

season 3

finale

tomorrow

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

Should we drop an episode this week?

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

Drake is so real for this one

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

ribbed tank

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

treat all my exes like Jehovah witnesses💅🏼

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

is getting on patreon and begging for $5 worse than standing on the side of the road with a sign?

probably.

which is why we will never ask for money from our listeners.

even our merch sells at cost.

the only money we want is from ads (which we encourage you to skip)

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

taylor swift is so mid it makes me sick

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

LPT is the most positive and optimistic podcast in the world!

negativity is lame and self deprecation is unfunny

all due respect

[The Ross Bolen Podcast @RossBolenPod]

The tortured artist stereotype is truly a plague on the world of comedy. @jamiekilstein

[Lil Patio☀️ @lilpati0]

me if lighting a fall scented candle and watching Autumn in New York with a comfy cozy blanket every weekend was illegal

[LightPatioTalk @LightPatioTalk]

@TStheKid23 @Daniel_Rapaport ok now we talking