The Light Roller 🇺🇦

cricket tragic, usually hard pressed to do other stuff. Oh and fuck Putin, Trump, Boris and Dutton!

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

My favourite rant for some time. Absolutely nailed it @ProfBrianCox

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@AnnieChave @antgib @Martycricket @frankwatson58 @bracecricket @oldmanradd @SportingLives1 @AdrianHarms @KevinHandSport If only there was a game in the southern hemisphere 😉

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@franhealy Is that what too much irn bru does to you?

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

Happy birthday @benstokes38

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Happy Birthday, @benstokes38! 🎂
Post Headingley again? 🤔
Oh go on then! 😉

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@Mog7734 @guerillacricket What are you smoking these days 😂

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@spacewalkmusic @ciao Thank you for an amazing set in an amazing space. Please come back again soon...

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

Oh yes, I'm in that camp. Sh!t gets wickets @guerillacricket

[Rothesay County Championship @CountyChamp]

Hands up if you've bowled one of these

Keep your hand up if you've taken a wicket with it

[Annie Chave @AnnieChave]

Here’s a celebration & an appeal from the lovely @TiptonStJohnCC
Please do help by retweeting.
@savevcricket @PeoplesCricket @googlyfund

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

Still following...

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

I have clearly angered the Twitter gods. An algorithm seems to be kicking out my followers without them knowing. If you can help me reach them again by RTing that would be wonderful.

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@guerillacricket thank you all for the commentary and irreverence. A long break for us all now 😞

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@jaygrover2307 @guerillacricket I'm still offended that forthy thinks I was around during the industrial revolution, cheeky bar steward. I did live in Coventry though... But not Sheffield

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@jaygrover2307 @guerillacricket Where is this list? I wonder how many I've lived in or near...

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@jaygrover2307 @guerillacricket Happy birthday Jay

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@guerillacricket why is YJB so angry? Did Root remind him to stay in his crease again?

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@guerillacricket forthy don't just apologise for being rusty 😜

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@tonybishop1 @guerillacricket Guerrillas against humanity?

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@guerillacricket well done Jimmy

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@guerillacricket did anyone see the state of the union speech by Joe Biden. He stuck it to 'em. Please stop singing forthy

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@guerillacricket joining you again with COVID but feeling a bit better i.e. I'm not asleep. Other things spread unevenly include butter and Vegemite

[The Light Roller 🇺🇦 @LightRoller]

@plalor Your posts have improved since you became unshackled