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[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

Game changer

[Pablo Secchi @pablosecchi]

Sobre el Balón de Oro, insisto con mi teoría: desde el día que debutó Messi hasta hoy, no hubo un solo año en el que alguien haya jugado mejor que él.
Después quien gano champions, mundial, o juega en el Real Pindonga es otra cosa.
El mejor, siempre, fue uno solo.

[𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐣 @anujfcb]

what in the ice cold fuck is this 🥶 https://t.co/tqJShM6sAl

[Curaçao Football News (FAN) @Curacaofootbal1]

🚨 DICK EXTENDS AGAIN‼️

FFK has decided to renew the contract of Dick Advocaat through to the 31st of July 2027.

Advocaat will be tasked on coaching the Blue Wave in the upcoming Nations League and 2027 Gold Cup.

The squad for the Nations League will be announced on friday.

[Friendly Neighborhood Anthropologist🎷 @YaBoiJames463]

@reggiebblue Nah let my boi cook.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[CrushedAlgorithms @LightTreading]

@Ben_Wisden Glorious

[CrushedAlgorithms @LightTreading]

@JAIL_PHONE Holy cow

[JAIL PHONE 🇵🇸 @JAIL_PHONE]

He looks like Livia Soprano

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

Somewhere out there is 37 year old man listening to the Pat McAfee album, drinking a Garage Beer while reading the Dave Portnoy book, excited about going to the Bert Kreischer show tonight

[CrushedAlgorithms @LightTreading]

@TheTotallyShow Genius Jimbo as always

[The Totally Football Show @TheTotallyShow]

We're back... and just in time to save football podcasting 😏

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."

[Messias @Messias30_]

🇦🇷 El nuevo mural de Messi en La Plata, Buenos Aires.

Qué belleza.

[Alice's Restaurant at karaoke and saying it (3-0) @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

It's a small consolation, but he is currently in Hell being raped by the devil

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

After 2022, none of us imagined we’d even be here. We all thought Messi wouldn’t play in 2026. At 39, he reached a level no athlete has ever reached at that age. He owed us nothing, yet gave us everything.

You’ll always be the greatest, Leo.

[Cam Vargas @CamVargas8]

This must never ever happen again at any football match.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Thank you for everything.

Dropping one of the best World Cup campaigns at the age of 39.

Greatest sportsman of all time.

Greatest player in history of the sport.