Deandre “Butterknife” Liggins

“Don’t lose count Garrett”| BBN | Arsenal | Rebounding Wing | Pothole avoider | HS batting avg: .319

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Somebody identify that legend😭

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FROM DEEP
#Liggins

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@FatherofManyMen Is this the part where i say “as God intended”

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@shane_segura @BigBlueCarti Lowkey proud of this one Shane. Hang that shit

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Look at this list dawg 😭

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The @Reds are off to their best start since 2006! 🔴

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@FatherofManyMen Ill tell the press.

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@kirk_z12 @Wenyen_G Kirkenuinely one of the most retarded comments i’ve ever came across on X. Congrats Kirk here’s your medal moron🥇

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@FatherofManyMen Sorry Quaz😔 time to put all your faith in Poch

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@FatherofManyMen @King11Tyler @wheatBBN

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

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@FatherofManyMen have you gotten your hands on spring breakout Arias?

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@FatherofManyMen #asGodintended

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@FatherofManyMen locked in

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@FatherofManyMen Yeah over 3.5 gonna got like a high yield savings account

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@FatherofManyMen They just popped up in KY in the last year. I think we’re ab as north as they go rn. I always thought it was the beach grocery. Anyways, hope that waffle hit hard a fuck boss.

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@BowserSlayer87 @Doritos Get back to work then bozo geez. They came from a wholesale box and went right into my company’s vending machine. We don’t need a hero big fella

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WTF @Doritos

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@FatherofManyMen Quaz what’s next? Arabic lettering on the bags? Next time I’ll go with the pretzels

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Coupons?