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'I hate when my hair gets stuck in my lipgloss. It’s so not superhero.' - Amanda Tapping I didn't want to put this, but 18+ only guys. (she/her)

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My plans: 2020:

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It’s been a while, but I’m 5 drinks deep before I go into this hockey game. So what the hell??

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Why the hell not??

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She thinks the sleep thing is because I have very large tonsils and I can’t breathe so I had sleep apnea. Which then if that’s the case she’s talking tonsillectomy. So that’s fun. Thank god I have good insurance.

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My doctor was so nice. However, when I told her that sometimes I get sleep paralysis and I feel like I’m fighting for life to wake up…she had some concerns. So I ended up topless on the table getting an ekg tonight. After she had X-rays done on my back.

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I have my first doctors appointment in like nearly 10 years today and I have been reminded that I get severe anxiety when going to the doctor. I do not like this.

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I have one male cousin who I know would love it if I showed up in a shirt that read ‘abortion is health care.’ He’d find it hilarious. And one woman cousin and her husband who would also love it.

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I know my big family Christmas isn’t until July, don’t ask, but I’m already contemplating if I just don’t go because the majority voted for Trump or if I go with an aggressively liberal shirt on just to make a point,

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My insurance finally kicked in. So I made a dentist appointment. And an appointment with a doctor to discuss contraception. We’re not taking chances out here. Literally putting contraception before chronic pain that nearly paralyzes me occasionally because I’m so scared.

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@Gabi_SciFi_Nerd You are sooo sweet.

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I lost a lot of family this morning. But it’s only fair that they lose me considering they voted for me to lose my rights.

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I walked my a driving billboard for Tr*mp, but then walked by Little Caesar’s Arena and saw this. Made me smile.

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I won best sister at the @DetroitRedWings game. I mean I don’t have a ton of competition, but I still won. I also look soooo short next to my brother.

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Did I just scream and collapse on the floor as Buffalo scored an empty net goal?? Yes, yes I did. When has pulling the goalie ever worked out in our favor??

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Sorry NJ fans. This was funny and I lost my voice after this hit.

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It’s the linesman just standing there watching them fight. Fish was not having it and was arguing with the Devils player well into his 5 minute penalty.

At one point during the third the Ei ga had 4 people in the penalty box. I lost my voice screaming.

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I’m at a hockey game and on one side of me there’s a man who keeps asking if he can buy me a drink. On the other side, there’s a father/som duo who I feel I need to apologize to for any foul words that may come out of my mouth.

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I am a little more than drunk walking to the Res Wings game. I’ve got to stop impulse buying tickets.

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What I love about hockey fights is: the entire team is fighting while Alex Lyon is just thirsty minding his goalie business.

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I got a couch.

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I had to walk 20 minutes in the rain last night, but the Red Wings played a shut out so I just didn’t care.