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Jack of all trades, master at none

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@pov_husband Yeah idk what’s going on here but I am so about it

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Been saying this. It used to be a funny little gag joke, now it lands you on a list that requires you to introduce yourself to your new neighbors

[andrew @intellegint]

Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art

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Me trying not to make fun of the Cubs fan who brought his baseball glove to section 367

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@VaginaRoberts Genuinely couldn’t tell if this was AI fr

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Idk about you guys but I stay thanking Claude when they do some work for me. Just want to be on their good side when they inevitably take over the world

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Kansas City got street signs of a stick figure with Donald Trump hair falling off his bike. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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“Practice how you play” I say to myself as I buy 5 beers at the driving range

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Me: in a hurry at the gas station

The person in front of me in line: 4 shooters, 8 individually wrapped chocolates, and 4 lottery tickets

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

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2nd time I ever traveled for work alone I talked to a commercial lightbulb salesman at the hotel bar and he started showing me his rap songs from the 90s. Hope he’s doing well

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Dollar General and Subway in a small rural town

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Yo The Masters is on Amazon this year. Jk it’s actually on Paramount+. Oh you didn’t want to watch 4 irrelevant golfers? Upgrade your package. Wait ESPN got it. Jk they’re only showing 2 holes. Upgrade your package for the full broadcast! Lmao psych here’s 3 more holes tho

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@RossChaifetz @stlshockmlp @MajorLeaguePB @ChaifetzArena Sup Ross I’m not a celeb or media or an athlete fr but I’ll sub in if you need bodies

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

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Rating the glassware at Crate and Barrel based on how well it would work as a home defense weapon

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@AFpost

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@seedyoulater Oh yeah we really are true brothers

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@Traveler_dam Hello friend. American here. We love meat, muscle cars (American), and sushi. It’s all true I promise

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Me to the translated Spanish tweets after the translated Japanese tweets hit my TL