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I hope Browns fans take over Jacksonville week 1 and every single fan has a brown paper bag on their head.

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April showers? More like August showers.

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@Mikey_Bohan @InternetH0F Looks just like me

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Basketball school

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@RapSheet Chess not checkers

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Indy lands its top target: Free-agent WR Alec Pierce is returning to the Colts with a four-year, $116 million deal, per @PatMcAfeeShow.

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Did he just say mommy?

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@Mr_Derivatives Wouldn't it be more apples to apples to compare the daily for $QQQ to $IBIT?

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@SolDegen20 They’re a lot closer to being good than you’re giving them credit for.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Quantum computing is best done in the permanently shadowed craters on the Moon

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@SolDegen20 Hell is real

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@TheDemocrats @JDVance Is his signature a bush?

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@SolDegen20 Bookmarked

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@Mr_Derivatives Open?

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No homer but Nick Castellanos went 3-3 today

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@grant_puskar_ If it takes five years to figure out if he’s the guy, he’s not the guy

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@aslee27 @StingrGolf Not his fault. The greens look like shit.

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@TigerWoods Aaron Rodgers just went from 🙂 to 🙃

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I’ll know we’re in a recession when we see +/-110s again

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@mikbaer Minus the hyphen