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Going mad, losing sleep, sacrificing, welcome to fatherhood

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My wife just called my fart a shit spark and I couldn't help, but share that.

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Russell Westbrook at home googling "what NBA records can I break" #NBA @russwest44

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Regardless of price, velcro is always a rip off.#dadjokes

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If you're ever feeling down as a parent just see yourself through your kid eyes, you are the most beautiful mommy, or the strongest daddy, or in my case "the best catcher" after he threw me a water bottle #dadlife #momlife

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Today while at the mall and they were closing up, I saw a cage slowly dropping and a lady on the other side so I said
"I was about to Indiana Jonesit under there" she didn't even crack a smile. #dadjokes

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Going grocery shopping after the wife hands me a list is so stressful,
Lemons- phone call to ask big or small
Tomatoes- phone call to ask which kind
Spaghetti- phone call to ask what brand
Pasta sauce- phone call- the number you have dialed is no longer in service #marriage

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Today I woke up to the chant " I pooped, and I want granola"

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Last night I woke up abruptly, turns out my wife has been doing a pavlovian type test on me, where every time I snore she nudges me, we found out two things, 1 it doesn't work, 2 being elbowed in the balls at 3am is worse than your worst nightmare #marriage

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After seeing all this #trashtag I was wondering if we can get a clean your room tag #dadlife

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@wiscyfan @DadSquad_ This has happened before haha

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Today my son ate his cereal in his hand, that wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't for the fact he had a spoon in his other hand.#parenting #dadlife

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Kids standing and yelling while at the stairs
Me: why you guys yelling at the stairs
6: because hes being a bad boy
I got #dadjoked by my own kid
#dadlife #parenting

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You ever just start reading comments after a video, and just get lost in the wonder of how some human minds work? #commentsection #Comments

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#parenting #momlife

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Today my 3 year old learned how to burp, that was long 1hr ride of me telling him to stop and him not listening. #dadlife #parenting

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Me: did you poo?
3: yes
Me: go get me a new diaper and wipes
3: you have feet like I have feet
6: we can say that?
Me slowly losing control of my kids who aren't even teens yet.
#DadLife #parenting #momlife

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Something that has recently started to get under my skin are comments people make on articles before reading the article, people have opinions before even reading. #Opinionsarelikeassholes
#readingcomprehension

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The more comfortable a man is the bigger his belly, So show your round hubby some love, he got that belly for you! #DadLife #marriage

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Conversation between me and my 3yo

3: I have a 100% headache
Me: why
3: because mama talked to me for 99%
😂😂💀💀
Me not fully understanding, but still understand what he's trying to say.
#dadlife #momlife

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@Klow7 ...And you know the nation of Canada...