Herb Dean’s Favorite Cognito Hazard

[Herb Dean’s Favorite Cognito Hazard @Lil_Narcan]

2/14/21 Be ready 😤

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

my boyfriend opened the house door and said “after you” so i, of course, used eruption at full power

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

When recording the part where the Dutchman eats them (from an alternate ending) the cast is told by Stephen Hillenburg to make the walla "lighter" and less like the characters are upset.

The voice actors then start riffing as if they were being brutally digested.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

What has gone wrong with people to where any sense of theater etiquette is completely gone?? went to see the spongebob squarepants movie and a crew of rambunctious pirates filled my theater and were yelling and throwing popcorn and even giving commentary at key parts of the movie

[⦻ RAZOR ✃𓄧꒷꒦ #TENOÍ @outhcrowfreak]

So Mississippi just introduced a copycat law of the Tennessee trans ID law, but with the addition that any cop that sees ur ID doesnt match ur natal sex has to report you to FUCKING ICE

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

I have a unique opportunity to choose my next land-lord.. .

[Goomstella @Rhyhello]

Bro thinks he's spitting rotom heat when he's lowkey rotom washed

[Eve @evek181818]

my dad's dad died recently and my mom just told me that now if they're (for example) deciding what kind of pizza to get he'll be like "well we have to get pepperoni..........because I'm an orphan.........."

[stub. 3/6 @stubed_toe]

low ta(d)per fade

[ellie! @catatonicpacket]

discord smoked the fuck out of me for something i did 10 years ago #iwas14whatthefuckisthat 😭😭

[Daphne @MsDaphneBloke]

Girls that poop Bitches that shit

[🇵🇷 𝒥𝒶𝓎 🇵🇷 🩵🤍❤️ @Parzival_jay]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE BEING PUERTO RICAN

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

if youre not latino kys right now!!!!!!!

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

PUERTO RICANS YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CHINESE RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF CHINESE TAKEOUT PLACE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Atheists in California are no spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

Mark Ruffalo stands on the right side of History.

Mark, Thank you for saying what most of the world are also screaming!
📍Golden Globes.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

This is like an entire movie. 3 acts. Almost as good as Eddington