Lila P

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@samallen333 you're such a fitness maven

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

Prepping for summer by consuming the dozen and a half Krispy Kreme donuts @samallen333 bestowed upon me today #bikinibody

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

Overheard at Elon health center, "yo dude you should probably check yourself for bed bugs because your date from banquet has them." 👌 Classy

[Reagan Monteith @ReaganMonteith]

PSA: Don't be a science major if you would like to keep your social life and/or sanity

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

So happy that I have to pay for laundry yet Elon has enough money to rent two camels to celebrate hump day. #comeonelon

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

Late night Krispy Kreme donuts make the world go round 😍🌎 🍩

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@samallen333 you have a problem.

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

The fact that I just made a "Sam's Sleepytime Playlist" for @samallen333 shows the depth of my love for her and a solid night's sleep.

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

Today seems like a great day to eat soup in bed and hide from my 3 hour lab.

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@ReaganMonteith K birthday girl. 😘🎂

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

Happy birthday to one of the baddest bitches I've ever met. Keep on killing it @ReaganMonteith

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

"Be an organ donor- give your heart to Jesus" Thank you North Carolina

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

Considering approximately half of Elon is from Connecticut I will be very disappointed if things don't get crazy tonight. #bleedblue

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@ReaganMonteith I'm at the diner I took you to!

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

You know it's march madness when an entire diner erupts in cheers and someone shouts "Duke must be losing!" #northcarolinaproblems

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@samallen333 which one?!

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

I thought I was pacing myself with valentines day candy. But it's been two days and a pound of dark chocolate dried strawberries are gone.

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@samallen333 hugs and drugs.

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

The only thing that's going to get me through this week is the drugstore underneath @samallen333's bed. Also her hugs and endless patience.

[Lila P @LilaMaee]

@samallen333 "If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you"