Lil Bit

I'm just a nerd chick that posts random thoughts. Hope you like stupidity because you're in for a tweet.

[Lil Bit @LilBitGilmore]

Went outside to catch some fresh air. It wreaks of urine. #itsthelittlethings

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Lonely #Sooners fan in a house full of #Dawgs #prayforme #RoseBowl #Boomer #Sooner

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In a world full of Kardashians, be a Hepburn. #makeadifferencenotalipstick

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Workin in an office that allows dogs makes the day so much less 'suck' and much more 'yaaaaass!!!' #officepetsarethebest

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Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of myself for not waking up hungover today. #nightofdrinkingwithfriends #themorningafter

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? For dads: Do you love it when we call you 'big poppa'? Throw your hands in the air if you'se a true father.

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Honey if you put more effort into your oral hygiene than you did on your outfit, my eyes wouldn't be watering.

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Sometimes black coffee just doesn't cut it. #oneofthosedays

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Currently wearing headphones but not listening to anything so I can avoid human interactions. #layoffmeimstarving

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That moment when you seriously consider walking down to the gas station to buy ice cream. #sharkweekisnigh

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Who run the world? Girls with matching bra and panties sets. #gotthatshittogether #workit

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Why does matching bra/panties make you feel like you have your shit together and gives you a pep in your step? #best

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Scale of Posh Spice to Bill Gates, how nerdy is it that I have the Merriam-Webster app & use it to discover words? #askingforafriend

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Some days I relate more to a honey badger. Honey badger don't care. #ByeFelicia #ByeFelipe

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I wanna get 2 hawks and name them Stephen and Tony. Stephen would obvi be the HawKing. #ithinkdumbthings

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Pro tip: wear a skirt with pockets so you can smuggle more tacos home. #CincodeMayoistheonlySpanishIknow #dress4success

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Started putting the dishes away from the dishwasher after 7 days. Realized they weren't clean. #donefortheday #iquit

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I would rather burn my mouth on fresh cookies than fresh pizza. #letsbereal #theroofisonfire #wedontneednotastebuds

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Autocorrect needs to come to terms with how rarely I talk about ducks. #dyac #crustalrighty #gotdumbit #dontgiveaduck

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If giving my husband a "good game" pat on the butt before he leaves for work is wrong, I don't wanna be right. #qtpie