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ignore the handle i made it when i wuz 12

[Haala ⚢ @haalaphrodyke]

I wish people gave this movie more shit for not even having a third act. it ends on such a limp note the moment the plot actually goes somewhere meaningful to pay off the themes set up by the rest of the film

[Warbles @ketchup_warbles]

He couldn’t find something not expensive to throw and then died

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

lookin at this shit feel better than sex

[J🇮🇪🇵🇸 @ringframe]

If the multiverse story was cool

[ducky @duckytrr]

white people see tpab and their brain dies

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

everybody who was gross to cooper hoffman will suffer an untimely demise

[Sean @SeanKnowsBaIl]

Best live-action Spider-Man movie in 2 decades was just an x-men setup

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New IMAX poster for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

In IMAX theaters this Friday.

[Saint Wumples @saintwumples]

@bllackllight @carso0onnn Somehow the entire Patriots team goes unsnapped and Drake Maye 5 peats

[minskvvn @minskvvn_main]

@_claypot "Drake"

"Yeah Josh?"

"Is that Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets, salla llhau alayhi wa sallam?"

"Uh yeah why?"

"Because depictions of him are banned by the HADITHS DRAKE. THE HADITHS"

"Yeah which is why I gave him a funny fake mustache, technically it isn't actually him"

[visu 🌋 @visuzen]

how it feels to have learned poker and blackjack from red dead redemption

[Matt 🐉 @mattsfeld]

Spider-Man 5 being a gang war movie with Tombstone, Fisk, Hammerhead, Silvermane all fighting for power of NYC while Spider-Man and Daredevil try to hold it together.

god give it to me

[Skippy @SkipSwags]

She cheated

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ officially had the biggest domestic opening weekend OF ALL TIME.

The film actually earned $360M, beating ‘Avengers: Endgame’.

[i’m so green @earlgreyenjoyer]

Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal

[Gabriel @garibiriel]

@fwasiercwane I feel like "so close" as in "chemo should be free" is unrelated to his question.

The actual answer is closer to "cancer deaths are low enough to be seen as accepted casualties, while mass worker shortages from deaths caused by a pandemic would affect the owners' bottom line".

[wakeup @F1LTHYwakeup]

Be a pizza delivery driver for 5 years is how you get good at music