Yung Dick

I AM NOT LD. THIS IS PURELY FOR PARODY PURPOSES.

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When she says "I think I love you" after sex.

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RIP MGK. Yikes. #KILLSHOT

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Mood until further notice.

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This is it.

[Mula @youngmoney]

🖐

Put them 5s up ‼️‼️‼️

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It's 12:09 PM. I'm still in bed.

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But wait.. does JT love Drake?

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Mafioso.

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Me vs My meat

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I really need to know if KiKi loves Drake. It's important.

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I love how I have to shit after a shower. Like, you couldn't come out earlier?

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Everyone has at least 20 songs they skip in their playlists.

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This ain't it

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Burger King is better than people make it out to be. We can fight.

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On this day 17 years ago, many people said goodbye to their families for the last time. To those fallen on September 11th, 2001, you are in my heart.

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@soccerkameron Jesus. How could I do that?

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My morning breath could melt skin.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Today, and every day, we remember. #NeverForget

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Late but RIP, Mac Miller.

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Also, the Eagles are 1-0. FYI.

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I'm tired of hearing about Nicki and Cardi.

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Ramen is neither poor nor rich. It brings us all together.