Help me Satan

Yes. Yes I am.

[Help me Satan @LilDocLavanda]

Same vibes as my cat

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"because i don't want to" is an extremely valid reason.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Víctor Esparza @SoyElVick_]

Yo, durante todo el mes de junio.

[rachel 🐸🔪 @rainylune]

happy pride be gay do crimes 🐸🔪🏳️‍🌈

[nico 📺 @feeddonico]

começou junho

[Damus99 ꗞ @Damus6600]

Meu professor falando que queria filha mulher pq ela cuidaria dele quando ficasse mais velho, aí a moça atrás de mim perguntou se ia cair machismo e misoginia na prova

Nossa, que pesada de clima deliciosa

[ً @phenstruation]

hot take: i like it when straight people say "partner" or "spouse." they make it so that when we say it, it doesnt out us

[soli @solisolsoli]

No comment by Vanessa Stockard

[𝑮𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆🧣 @Arminivntiyaoi]

Me

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

yes i can ?