Blake Daldegan

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[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I hope you're willing to die in this office. Because I am.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

David Wallace: What’s the problem?

Michael: Ryan is being a little bitch.

Ryan: I’m on, Michael.

Michael: What’s up my brotha?

[goku @jordancolbert22]

MY CABBAGES!!!

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

You might look around here and see two groups, white collar and blue collar. But I don't. Because I'm collarblind.

[Blake Daldegan @LilflameBD]

When bae wants to go round two👉👌

[Blake Daldegan @LilflameBD]

Long phone calls with bae😍

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Pam: You missed two big calls.

Michael: Did you say why?

Pam: I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.

Michael: Burned my foot, Pam.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you to the people of Colorado for the warm and gracious notes and letters sent to me for all of the Ventilators we got for you. It was my great honor! @SenCoryGardner

[John Elway @johnelway]

We’ve selected Missouri TE Albert Okwuegbunam in the fourth round.

Albert has a great combination of size and speed, running a 4.49, and can block & recover. He had a great year with Drew in ‘18 as an added bonus!

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Drew Lock - still winning.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Oh. Sutton, Jeudy, Hamler.
Ok, @Broncos

[Buzz Klis™🐝 @BroncosBuzzv2]

Your Denver Broncos play of the day:

CJ Anderson 48 yard walkoff touchdown in overtime vs the Patriots on Sunday Night Football in 2015

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@CNN What I find most surprising is that CNN still exists

[Blake Daldegan @LilflameBD]

Colorado State University: Class Hiatus to Protect Students From COVID-19, CSU - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3R4dVB1GEk via @Change

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

You respect dibs, don't you?

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

No I don't want some aspirin. Yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin won't do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Just turned on the XFL.
Kicker missed a field goal and they immediately interviewed him on the sideline asking what happened haha.
That’s tough.