Lilith

Bisexual sex educator with a passion for sex toys and intersectional feminism, spreading the word of fun and consent wherever I go! ✨✨✨(she/her)

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@slimerancher @Jesi__Jess It’s the 12th, what time today is it coming out??

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

YouTuber @JennyENicholson's deep dive into a Disney flop is long, obsessively detailed, and nerdy as hell.

It also may be the best thing on the internet.

Rolling Stone talked to her all about it: https://t.co/69ZFpuKADA

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@JennyENicholson Ohmigoodness I’m scared of how cute y’all look as lil bears!!! What a fun idea to cosplay for a horror movie ☺️

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@Girly_Juice Yesss I love that my partner knows the toys by their names! It makes everything easier

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

“I think I would notice an extra 25 bottles of nail polish”
“They’re all in the nail polish library!”
*eyes widen and @nonconvergent gestures to the display of 7 racks holding 300+ bottles of polish* “THIS ISN’T IT??”
“That’s the DISPLAY, the library is these giant drawers”☺️☺️☺️

[justin @nonconvergent]

I just learned my wife has a stockpile of nail polish that isn't the hundreds covering the kallaxes in our living room

25 bottles of a discontinued top coat

I'm not mad

I'm just stunned I didn't realize

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

Correction - Velma's showrunner is *Charlie Grandy while Mindy Kaling is an executive producer.

She is also Velma's voice actor, which means she did the lines for this attempt at a joke clearly aimed at an anti-"Woke" audience they were never going to get

Who was this show for?

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

white men are the ones constantly crying about cancel culture yet they remain the most uncancellable motherfuckers on the planet

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT BAD APPLES DO, OWEN. IT’S A GODDAMN CHEMICAL CHAIN REACTION. Why die on this hill defending TSA’s harassment??Is this is a burner bc you’re a TSA asshole groping people & relishing their discomfort? Or you hate trans ppl & love supporting creeps I guess

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@erikaishii @BrennanLM @quiddie I LOVE your characters and I can’t wait to see what you bring to this worldbuilding bc it’s a whole new scale for your style of chaos to reign over 🥰 thank you for being you

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@laurenhtexas @orchid_grey Truly, 1 million thank yous to the reviewers that helped me pick my $200 wedding dress 🙏♥️♥️♥️

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

I CACKLED @erikaishii is an instant legend wherever they go

[Erika Ishii @erikaishii]

Friend: “Perv”
Me: “Well that’s the pot calling the Bible Black”

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

So that makes you a monsterfucker 🤪

[justin @nonconvergent]

Oh my god @LilithReviews is in this thread now I just looked over and her Twitter is DAY MODE

I've married a sexy monster

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

#tweetingHackers best montages ever? The changing TV duel, the “Richard Gill is dead” montage, and “Hack the Planet” just to name a few

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

#tweetingHackers Hackers has less than a 7/10 on IMDB??? HOW DARE YOU, I didn’t see this movie until I was in my 20s but goddamn it’s fun and rewatchable @nonconvergent 😉😘

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

The difference between our sexual mindsets laid out in stark relief 🤣 ALSO I didn’t get to see Kate Libby when I was growing up so I gotta catch up on the aspirational lusting

[justin @nonconvergent]

kayla paused
me: Hey you can see issues of 2600!
kayla: I paused because you can see her nipples!

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

Matthew Mercer’s NPC game is SSSSS class! Pretty the ogre is *chef’s kiss* and how he’s evolved into a running bit is making me belly-laugh rrreeeeallll hard 🤣🤣🤣 I needed this <3

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@Sometlc_ Embrace the things you love that your ex didn’t like- restaurants, hobbies, movies, etc. It can help you refocus on yourself and remind that you left that relationship for a reason and you can be whole + happy on your own. Good luck and I hope this helps ❤️‍🩹

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

@CooperSBeckett If the shoe fits… plus sweeping the bench and getting some replacements doesn’t sound like the worst idea rn

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

Like, imagine if the 6 justices who voted against bodily autonomy woke up uncomfortably pregnant regardless of gender. If they’re going to put millions of people thru the agony & likely death of forced pregnancy & unsafe abortions they should have to experience that pain

[Lilith @LilithReviews]

Anyone know a good mpreg spell? Asking for….a LOT of friends