Johnny Reisinger

[hazeybby @1hazeyy]

I work. I go home. I mind my business.

[Johnny Reisinger @LilJohnny54]

*Twas lit

[Johnny Reisinger @LilJohnny54]

I had 8 mixed whiskey drinks in 2 hours and had to back my truck alongside my house in order to climb on the roof of said truck thus allowing me to climb on the roof of my house in order to break into my own house through a second story window. Goodnight fam💙🤙💙

[Johnny Reisinger @LilJohnny54]

@a_very_far_son

[Johnny Reisinger @LilJohnny54]

Some of us go through a gawd damn category 5 hurricane though tbh and for that group of peeps I'm just saying that it's okay if it takes a hella while for you to lift your head up and push forward. Months or years, I genuinely commend those who make it through that type of hell

[Sasha Lynx @rmlundyjr]

Me at 2:58 in the morning looking for a little snacky-snack.

[kels @kelseymcc123]

-40° but we still sleeping with a fan tho

[🥀neyda🥀 @wolfyneyda]

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart

[Johnny Reisinger @LilJohnny54]

Nahh we just looking ahead and want our departure to be as easy and visibly efficient as possible, while you over here seeking attention and likes with a tweet turning the act of parking a car into a damn psychological analysis

[Johnny Reisinger @LilJohnny54]

I'm just heaven sent and hellbound

[Atheist Republic @AtheistRepublic]

What do you think about this man’s view about having a safe environment in Colleges?

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

I was walking down the street today when an old man wished myself who is Jewish:

“Merry Christmas”

I was caught very off guard so I shouted back:

“Thank you Merry Christmas to you as well sir!”

Moral: If you’re offended by the words Merry Christmas you’re the problem