Lil

extremely average

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

today my roommate said, “I’m gonna go nap. I’m not tired. I just don’t want to be awake” and I...felt that

[adam @brokeangeI]

and for my next trick i’ll ignore my feelings for a month and see if it clears my skin up

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

In my 7th grade science class a girl read “orgasm” instead of “organism” & the whole class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in 2 weeks. It’s been 9 years & I still remember Danielle. I fucking remember. I hope you see this

[Katie @Katie_chandler0]

I’m picky as fuck and I picked you

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

Every single time a dude sees a boob it’s like the first time he’s ever seen a boob

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

My dog is cuter than u bitches

[James @CaucasianJames]

once i consume enough alcohol to confidently converse with the opposite sex it’s over for y’all

[sam @samrennee]

being the prettiest he’s ever had >

[Noah Herrin @NoahHerrin]

Yeah marriage is gonna be awesome, but so is your singleness.

Yeah your dream job is gonna be great, but so can the one you have right now.

Yeah your future is bright. But so is your now.

Life is a gift. Make it the best.

[b*rry @st22ary]

perry: *wears a hat*

phineas and ferb:

[The Dodo @dodo]

This baby elephant got trapped on his back and lions were closing in — then another elephant family came along and saved his life 🐘❤️

[halsey @halsey]

everyone:

me: can everyone just SHUT THE FUCK UP. GOD.

[SYE @sybrennaa]

nobody :
my fat ass : you know what sound good right now?