Yang Xiao Long

• нσтнєα∂ • #σρєηяρ • нυηтяєѕѕ • "Iт'ѕ иσт α яερlαcεмεит ƒσя тнε яεαl тнιиg, вυт I'll мαкε ѕυяε тσ мαкε gσσd υѕε σƒ ιт."

[jade @emoshoota]

im smoking my cart on the patio and can smell someone smoking real weed

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

It's funny because they're both serial rapists who killed hundreds of thousands with disease.

[k @kyeafkk]

you literally tasted yourself off my fingers no we cannot be friends

[a @dollyswood]

she had a newborn, cancer, trifling baby daddy, new nose, brain stained with red dye, and still had time to end alabama.

[al @fxingalx]

How do you call someone’s therapist and tell them what they really be up to

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

this still hurt.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Yeah so this is actually not confusing at all

[trin @lovelltrin]

okay trump now undo the abortion ban now that we know you like undoing things YOU put in place!

[sab @sabbyku]

doctor said i’m terminally ill and the only cure is You coming over and laying on top of me

[Yang Xiao Long @LilLightDragon]

Can you accept my invitation? I'm trying to get 5 free Xmas gifts!
https://t.co/njmqJ80NTX

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

is pfizer the name of your vibrator

[Yang Xiao Long @LilLightDragon]

|| Oh lord I’ve changed so much since I’ve actually done anything to this account. I can’t believe I still have this account ||

[Sasuke Uchiha @AtoningRogue]

Who else stuck around and watched Naruto’s entire journey? ❤️🔥

[Kacchan @ExplosiveHands]

Don't say anything just RT