Lilly

You might recognize me from that thing that happened.
🌈🍃♿ POTS, FND
¡CH*NGA LA MIGRA!

[Lilly @LillyForWheel]

seeing the ChatGPT app on a friend's phone is like finding out the family dog died

[Valérie 💫 @valerie_on_e]

why are ppl surprised hrt gives you boobs do y'all not know what hormones do

[Black Flag Plumbing & Heating @sulliedgraves3]

Happy #Juneteenth

[🗡️🌸 SapphoBlessYou 🌸🗡️ @SapphoBlessYou]

Where’s her penis??? 🤨🤨🤨

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely

[Lilly @LillyForWheel]

customer support lady somberly warned me a bill would go to collections and I couldn't help but laugh out loud

[cheyenne dewolf @cheyedewolf]

surprise - i have thumbnail bandwidth opening up for this summer! ✨

my work has gotten over 3 billion views across as well as the trending page a few times!

if interested, message me for more info 💕

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

>US withdraws all forces
>300 billion for Iran
>US unfreezes all assets
>US removes all sanctions
>US reopens Iranian oil exports
>obama nuclear deal reinstated

[linus touch tips @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

just say you want to fuck her bro

[Amy Elizabeth @amonksy_]

In his defense he’s drunk

[Lilly @LillyForWheel]

@taskmasterfan why don't we have a wojak of this yet

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Extremely common health insurance moment

[Lilly @LillyForWheel]

@lemonade_grrrl the people yearn for public transit

[Lilly @LillyForWheel]

@_127001 has anyone considered...

[RK @RandoKneegrow]

The 5th rule of gun safety is cops should do this more often.

[Diesel Powered Fuck Machine @DieselNA1993]

it's amazing how if cops were held to the same legal standard of use of force as civilians they'd all be in prison.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

He should have changed his name to Turndah! Would have been funny!