percohontas

IM STACKING UP BILLIONS

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@Baldpenguin64

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

what happens when you take creatine:
- 5g: bigger muscles
- 20g: bigger brain
- 75g: replace sleep
- 100g: communicate with groceries
- 120g: replace wikipedia
- 200g: jane street offer

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

this shit feels like waiting for Carti to drop Whole Lotta Red

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@AdamSchefter A bag of chips

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@RickeyScoops

[Jacques.web3 @jacques_web3]

not FAANG anymore, it's among us now

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@CharlesDoBronxs @MMAUNCENSORED1

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@CharlesDoBronxs Good morning Charles

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

"hey grok, why did my wife leave me and I can't see the kids?"

and this is who they're asking

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@DudespostingWs You caught me at a very madogiwa-zoku time in my career

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@mma_orbit Merab vs Omalley 3

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

How it feels to go to bed without watching a youtube video before

[amrit @amritwt]

"yeah im a full stack engineer bro"

the stack in question:

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

New mythical fighter coked up Paulo Costa

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

New York niggas are so weird wdym ur mad tight

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@EverythingLoso No way

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

Beautiful women named TLDR keep emailing me to tell me about Meta's AI pivot

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

You’re at home “enjoying” time with your family

Meanwhile I’m in the sauna networking with dozens of sweaty billionaires

30 years from now, one of us will be unbelievably wealthy

And the other will only have the love of their pathetic little family to comfort them

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@thatonegirlever

[percohontas @LilMicrowaves]

@ALEXF0RREST Be nice, its his first time living too