LilMisInfo

Certain things are not true! Certain things are mis-information! I am her!

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Skirting boards, so called so women could check the acceptable lenght of your dress in the 16thC.higher than that was innappropriate.

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the word "apt" is short for appropriate but socially is considered still a "big word"

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Caesar Salad : so called because the romaine lettuce looked like the green laurels in roman hair.

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Talking to Hair Messrs last night. Apparently to get a natural asymmetry in your coiffure you should only brush your hair with the one hand.

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What are Sparks made of ?

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Fathers Day was invented as a folly by Julias Caesar in the Roman Golden age to compensate for his lack of a rightful heir, Joseph.

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Po-faced - meaning poker-faced or looking like a post office slot

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Twister: pretending to be the opposite sex on a twitter account

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Those beady little eyes strike fear !!! http://bit.ly/hsxaT

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Bristol Hum...DubStep is causing serious residual problems in Bristol.
http://tinyurl.com/plfc96

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Pochemuchka (Russian): a person who asks a lot of questions

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Yoko meshi (Japanese): literally ‘a meal eaten sideways’, referring to the peculiar stress induced by speaking a foreign language:true

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Teflon may cause cancer but Squirrels may know the cure. http://tinyurl.com/cv4rh4

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David Attenborough delighted with Swine Flu's population capping possibilities. http://tinyurl.com/cm37fx

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It was the pigs not the mexicans!! Stand by for terrorist links. http://tinyurl.com/cwztlb

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Twexting: The horrible habit of tweeting during sex (yup) has yielded such classics as:"So bored..slo-mo-jo.." and " thinking of you!!" eek!

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If you are not supposed to ingest toothpaste then why is our water fluoridated. Fluoride is a poison and is only beneficial used topically.

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Web 3.0 out in Sept09. Webcam Eye-reading software know if your Stimulated or just Fkn Lying!!

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Square can of beans??As of next month tincan manufacturers are making tins with square edges so they can fit more in a box/shelf. Weird!!

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@Wossy Indeed! Gay Byrne , ageing Irish Media Presenter / Dinosaur is starting to look quite more like a Granny every day!