Nikki J

A B+ student of life since 1979. 415 ➡️ 512

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

@Austin_Police @KVUE How are the black SUV & the white big rig involved? 🤔

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

I pledge to: respect the local culture when I travel 🌎#TravelForTomorrow

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

Our sounds, ruling all the airwaves. Butterflies taking flight.

Nothing can touch us, baby.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

FuckinA y’all… another one bites the baby dust. Sentiment remains the same: happy for her/them, of course. But selfishly, I’m bummed that my child-free social circle is shrinking once again.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

@ChrisCJackson Never forget ManBearPig…

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

@KXAN_News Hey ERCOT, hear me out: instead of conserving energy, what if Texans just up & left for somewhere with sufficient resources? Wouldn’t be the first time…

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

Spent 30+ min in line, noticing express checkin signs for the *other* rental companies. Get to the front, showed my confirmation. “Oh, with that you go straight outside.”

@Enterprise, why couldn’t you post this on a sign somewhere so people don’t waste their time checking in?

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

We can send humans into space and grow meat in a lab.

But we can’t figure out how to make rental car pickups an even remotely expedient process.

Please someone, explain this to me.

[BrokeAssStuart @BrokeAssStuart]

If you walk into someone's bedroom and they have heavy things on the wall above their bed, you know they're not from California.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

…that moment when you find that bitch’s Twitter. THAT bitch. You know the one. The one whose “friendship” with your now-ex caused him to become an ex.
Y’all, she touts herself first & foremost as a “Catholic wife.” I have receipts proving otherwise. Urge to blast rising…

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

All the time that’s passed, all the hours of therapy, all the healing & moving forward and creating a great life for myself, by myself, but then there’s that moment…

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

This place is the same damn cesspool it was ten years ago. It’s the Internet equivalent of Texas— ain’t no laws here unless/until something pisses off the higher powers.
But I’m also feeling scrappy, and haven’t stirred up any of my own shit for awhile, sooo…

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

I mean, at least they can spell properly?
Generally speaking, why do politicians suck so much? I’m referring to “my side” as much as “your side.”

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

Literally rocked out to this song while cleaning today and actually took in the lyrics. Hell yeah, @deesnider. We’re NOT gonna take it anymorrrre!

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

By design, “WE’RE Not Gonna Take It” is INCLUSIVE! If any of your beliefs are not STOP SINGING MY SONG! And if you don’t know what some of the words I sing mean…you need to stop too. #lowIQ

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

@DrEricDing DarWINism.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

@melanierenzulli @ChrisCJackson I hope they both lose.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

Overhearing a couple on their nth date and it’s the sweetest thing ever. Laughing at each other’s jokes, showing genuine interest in the other’s stories, scooting closer together while sharing a smoke on the steps… it’s lovely.
Can I get an invite to the wedding? 😍

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

And FUCK LADYBUGS.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

But seriously, world. How did a “he’s having an asthma attack” text turn into a whole fucking upheaval of my family’s world within 15 minutes?!

Fuck you, world. My beautiful niece & nephew will never get to hug their daddy again. Fuck this place. FUCK THIS PLACE.

[Nikki J @LilMissTNT]

@PapaJohns Please help me get in touch with the MLK store in Austin TX? They only delivered part of my order last night and I cannot get ahold of anyone to adjust/refund the charges. If not I guess I’ll just dispute the charges with my bank.
Either way, won’t be ordering again.