scientists are calling me "the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal" saying things like "she's just so careful" and "i don't know how she does it"
the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower
I've truly lost any empathy as a Canadian to my US friends.
Sorry, and I didn't vote for him doesn't cut it any more.
We are through with you. You're part of the reason we are angry right now. You are citizens of the US and are accountable.
You don't get off easy any more.