Lily Steven

just looked back on this. cringe.

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DocOz is a genius! I am down 12 pounds! http://t.co/YGmfvcDT6l

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sosososososoososososososoossoosossososososososSO ready for year 9

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haha exams were joke

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in fairness, homework should be shot. repeatedly? yeah, repeatedly.

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my life is so uneventful. I WANT A TAN....suuuuuuuun? be a babe?

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brothers gone to uni again. bummer.

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according to a QEH year 7, christmas is a time to celebrate the death of jesus. someone, please, kill me?

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My brother's still confused after i asked him if he's heard about that thing they're not telling gay people.

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so ill

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why am i awake why am i awake why am i AWAAKE.

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I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.

I've had it up to here with them.

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'Woman thrown off X Factor for being mentally unstable.'
That's like throwing someone off University Challenge for being a virgin.

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is actually very sad. well done on making me sad. sadener.

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don't you just hate it When you wake up in a bin..

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my grandparents keep burping. i heard one of them do it in their sleep. mmm old people burps.

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DAVID TENNANT IS ON THE 'LEARN DIRECT' ADVERT. WHAT IS THIS?!

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Mary Bale is to be prosecuted for putting a cat in a bin. Putting non-plastics in the plastic bin is completely unacceptable.

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'Cat woman apologises.'
Batman forgave her.