naz 🌺

who drivin this bus???

[naz 🌺 @LilTwanks]

If y’all see me out here wearing my lab goggles outside to protect my eyes from the pollen, mind ur FUCKING business

[naz 🌺 @LilTwanks]

Instead of angel numbers, life just keeps throwing my old situationship’s name in my every day life somehow like I cannot escape it

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[Neet @neet_sol]

hate when my boss gives me work to do like please go get some hoes or something

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

I love when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load into one massive b@llsack.

[A @seattleiminyou]

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

thats so brave of her i would never get married in front of bad bunny just in case there was still a chance

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the phrase "i don't give a flying fuck" is so funny to me because why is the fuck flying

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Can't tell hood nggas shit, tried telling one of my homies about "Gluten Free" and this mf said "How long he been in there" 😂💀

[sam’s sorta slutty dad @lushbathballs]

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Normal widows: I miss my husband so much

Erika Kirk:

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

this is how toddlers look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[redacted @aquariusdays]

everybody these days is so scared to get a little corny. IT’S TIME TO GET ON THE COB!!!!!!!

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge

[naz 🌺 @LilTwanks]

This is the first year I genuinely have no idea who tf is gonna end up on my Spotify Wrapped why am I nervous!!

[Ray Lewis @RayLewis1997]

“It’s not a party in the USA right now.” is, unfortunately, something I will be shoehorning into conversation for the foreseeable future