lily dee

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me running from the magician after he said “pick any card” and I picked his credit card

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified?

ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday

JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: tragic Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a man, i’d make him wear this in public

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Not her having her hand all up in his Olafussy

[Tree Bark @Plant_Posting]

Amazing we all need to know this

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

[empanada daddy @empanadadaddy23]

Never underestimate a gay guy’s ability to create a username.

[Yasha Levine @yashalevine]

what have we done

[Bauer Entertainment Marketing @BauerEntMktg]

The #BEM Crew has expanded! 💜 Say hello to Lily, Madison & Mattie!

@LilyHDee is studying #Marketing & #LegalStudies @Tulane.

@TheMaddyNicole attends @TXST studying #Advertising & #Business.

@CieplakMattie studies #DigitalMedia & #MusicalTheatre @XavierU.

#TeamTuesday

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

him: you better not be cunty einstein when i get there
me:

[✿ @moonsandrunes]

everything connects to gibby

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Blooper reel must be amazing

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Elon hired me earlier this week to transcribe everything people are saying at Twitter HQ. Here is the last 24 hours

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s okay to hit curbs. Normalize hitting curbs.