Master-level Teasing Toward Namjoon:
🐰: Let's send Namjoon to school.
🐹: No, Namjoon's should be something like boxing against a professional boxer and fight until he wins.
🐱: So you’re basically telling him to die.
🐹: What?
🐱: You’re telling him to get beaten to death.
🐹: He could win, though!
🐨: If you don't want me in the group anymore just say so.
🐹: No, you can win.
🐱: No, there's no way he can win.
🐥: Fight until he wins?
🐹: Fight until he wins.
🐻: I think for Namjoon, a chance for him to overcome a trauma would be nice. Like sleeping in the same room with all seven of us.
🐹: I slept in the same room as Namjoon for three years in early debut days and it's really not easy. I was sleeping just fine and then suddenly Namjoon...
🐨: You’ve milked that story dry already!
🐹: Namjoon suddenly does this... [He mimes holding a phone in front of RM’s face] right in my eyes.
🐹: So in my sleep, I was like "Namjoon, what are you doing?" and he goes "Wait, I think there's a mosquito."
🐿️: let’s say jungkook’s next
🐻: i’d have to say personal color analysis for jungkook
🐻: he always wears black 🫵
🐰: but i did want to try that 🫵
🐻: he only ever wears black 🫵
🐨: so he can’t wear black and has to wear red, blue, purple, and green
🐰: 😳😆😟
🐿️: should i style him?
🐰: 😮😲💢
🐻: and make him dye his hair🫵
🐥: how about something like a stunt show for jungkook?
🐨: or “finding something jungkook can’t do”?
🐻: he actually can’t do a lot of things
🐨: like what?
🐹: jungkook’s afraid of elevators breaking down
🐨: i’m scared of that too
🐱: wouldn’t anyone be scared of that?
🐹: 😂😂😂
🐹: no i mean, he actually gets scared everytime he rides an elevator