Lily

are we having fun yet

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

@pquacks35 A real build up on that sexual tench

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Idk what it means to be the best actor but I know it’s Damian Lewis

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Men love to reference the time they got mugged/robbed/arrested in a foreign place as if women are impressed they conquered that adversity and lived to tell the tale

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

I’m starting to hear phantom slack notifications and it’s for sure triggering

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

What’s with love is blind and these gold glasses in every scene? It’s very much giving medieval times

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Why don’t espresso martinis replace Blood Marys??? What were we thinking with gazpacho’s cousin for breakfast and coffee for dinner

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Why can’t I mark texts as unread so I remember to come back to them?? Help me out Apple

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Everything Adele does makes me so emosh

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

If someone calls themselves a storyteller and they don’t quite literally read to children in the back of Barnes & Noble then I don’t trust them

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Ever since Molly started watching Ted Lasso she lets out an “oy” probably 5 times a day

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

I’ve gotten to the age where I’m checking for wedding rings. Tragic, really.

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Dylan O’Brien is working overtime. In the latest Curb episode and now this??

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

November 12. Remember it.

@SadieSink
@dylanobrien

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Tacos and tequila is a losery combo. Yeah I said it

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

I trust people who close emails with “Cheers”. There’s something calming about that

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

@cldem_ I can’t accept that!! We were headed down such a great path 😪

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

Where is Songland Season 3? I demand answers

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

How did these ever leave my brain

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

Untapped market: Nostalgia for this product

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

let them host Jeopardy

[Lily @Lilysizzle]

I’m kinda feelin Kelsey and David Spade coupling up?? #BIP