"bOtH sIdEs ArE eQuAlLy BaD" is code for "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't understand nuance, so I'm going to ride this fence until it splits me in two."
HMMM I WONDER WHY 2016 WAS BETTER MAYBE I SHOULD USE 1 FUCKING OUNCE OF CRITICAL THOUGHT OH YEAH GOTTA BE DRAKE’S MUSIC AND POKEMON GO CAN’T BE ANYTHING ELSE I HATE YOU FUCKING MORONS