Limerick Du Jour

I did it all for the limerick.
Just serving up food holidays in a sexy and poetic way.

[Limerick Du Jour @LimerickDuJour]

“Would you tickle my pickle?”
A man asked, offering a nickel
To his delight, her mouth took flight
And she licked him like a creamsicle
#NationalCreamsicleDay

[Limerick Du Jour @LimerickDuJour]

A fancy femme from Avignon
Liked her men like her filet mignon
She’d dine on their dick, juicy and thick
Til they exploded like Dom Pérignon
#NationalFiletMignonDay

[Limerick Du Jour @LimerickDuJour]

An outdoorsy couple was looking to score
Get sticky with the proverbial s’more
A tent he pitched
Betwixt her legs he was sandwiched
‘Til his gooey load rocked her to the core
#NationalSmoresDay

[Limerick Du Jour @LimerickDuJour]

There once was a woman of the cloister
Jesus made her moister than an oyster
The nun for fun stuck a rosary in her bum
And the sacred halls echoed with her roister
#NationalOysterDay