Dad Limericks

Fancy a bit of fun with a daily poem to cheer you up. Limericks are our speciality. Feel free to add your own anytime.

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

The was a dad who liked to paint,
A Pablo Picasso he certainly ain’t.
I do try my best,
And take all request.
But my wife’s face I will not taint.

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

Young Claudia turned 50 one day,
I don’t look it she dear loved to say.
As sad as I am,
I still feel like a lamb.
Keeping all the young work lads at bay!
#turning50

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a girl from Madeira,
She loved that island it would appear-a.
Fireworks are the best,
To frek with te rest.
I would go more often if it was nearer!

#vovo #madeira

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

An old couple lived in RSA,
How old they were no-one could say.
54 years together,
A chore it was never.
We will show all you young kids tbe way!

Happy anniversary to Mike and Helen🎉
#longhappymarrige

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a young lad named Luke,
Whose game on the squash court’s no fluke.
He practises all day
Yet still loves anime,
And collects all the cards in a book!

Happy 13th birthday to Luke.

#BirthdayWeek

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a Vovo so kind,
Her charger she never could find.
On her birthday she’d smile,
Lighting up every mile.
Her love was the best - never you mind!

Happy birthday Vovo Marta, hope you have the best day!

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a man named Nick,
A father, husband - heroic and quick.
His father would say,
I’m proud everyday.
My son is most strong and fantastic!

Thanks for the birthday poem son.

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a man called Nick,
His actual birthdate he could not pick.
It was freezing outside,
In a blizzard he cried.
Born in summer would sure do the trick!,

Happy birthday to me on a freezing winters day. #happybirtdaytome

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

My Claudia, fair queen of Torbay,
Whose beauty outshines the sun’s ray.
She missed the big game,
But it wasn’t a shame
She just had to wait one more day!

Sorry that you missed the game today, there is another tomorrow though #kidssport

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

Claudia’s back from her European spree,
With tales of Rome and Corfu by the sea.
She danced in the sun,
Ate gyros by the ton,
Now she’s glowing with holiday glee!

To Claudia on her return from her sunny holiday.#HolidayVibes

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a boy from Torbay,
With his cards he dearly loved to play.
With One Piece in tow,
He put on a show,
It’s my birthday hip hip hooray!

Happy birthday to my One Piece loving nephew Luke
#ONEPIECE #birthdayboy

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a girl from Torbay,
Just returned from a long holiday.
With a tan and a grin,
And joy from within,
She sparkled on her special birthday!

Happy birthday to my beautiful wife as she nears the next milestone #birthdaygirl

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

Maria, who lived by the tide,
Went to high school with books by her side.
She’d read through each class,
Knowing she had to pass,
And dreamed of splatoon far and wide!

Happy 13th birthday to Maria.

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

A girl from the bay with dark hair,
Her beauty still beyond compare.
On Valentine's Day,
She’ll light up the way,
With her smile and her charm in the air!
#ValentinesDay
Happy Valentine’s Day to my beautiful wife.

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

A family once shared Christmas Day,
Being together so happy they did say.
Then the gifts came,
The mood wasn’t the same.
That’s not what I asked for no way!
#Dailylimerick #Christmas #MerryChristmas

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There was once a man called Dave,
His beard made home look very brave.
His job works with amps,
Likes holidaying in camps.
When moving house lost his man cave!
#Dailylimerick #Christmasevebirthdays

Happy birthday to Dave on his Christmas Eve birthday #UNLUCKY

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a man who played darts,
I love sport he would say not the arts.
With a flick of his wrist,
Hitting bullseye only jist.
He won all the spectator’s hearts!
#Dailylimerick #Worlddartschampionships

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a boy turned thirteen,
His body was still fit and lean.
Four raw eggs a day,
He always would say.
Is what makes me look a machine!
#Dailylimerick #Sweetthirteen

A limerick for Michael on his birthday.

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a man and his mate,
Debating their song-loving fate,
He liked it with beat,
Her, sweet ones a treat,
And they sang out of tune till too late!
#Dailylimerick #Christmasparties

[Dad Limericks @Limericksforyou]

There once was a singer named Nick,
He sang Karaoke like a dick.
With a mic in his hand,
He didn’t need the stand.
Coz dancing was his main party trick!
#Dailylimerick #Karaokemaster