Limeric

Former Smash Bros. Player, Current Red Sox fan

[Limeric @LimericLager]

After hours of pure pain, finally

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Yo @Section10Pod you guys are always doing events near/in Boston. Did you know there is the biggest concentration of Red Sox fans not in Boston in Vancouver, Canada (Me and my buddy)?? Should definitely do an event here

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[Nyanasaur @Nyanasaur]

Alek Manoah before chirping at "Bobby Dalbec"
-2.74 ERA
-3.57 FIP
-3.54 K/BB
-1.00 WHIP

Alek Manoah after chirping at "Bobby Dalbec"
-4.15 ERA
-4.83 FIP
-1.92 K/BB
-1.34 WHIP

I think we really know what happened here. Don't let the door hit you on your way out

[Payton Tolle Enthusiast @TolleEnthusiast]

Crazy stat but it is true. In almost 380 less plate appearances. Mick Gasper has an fWar .9 higher than Monasterio, IKF, Story, and Durbins combined.

[Mike McAuliffe @BrightSideSox]

Trying to make it through a Red Sox game in 2026.

[Limeric @LimericLager]

I just registered for UVIC Smash Dojo #17
Can I borrow a controller tonight?

https://t.co/uqV2EwmEIr via @startgg

[Limeric @LimericLager]

seeing the Red Sox hit with runners in scoring position has me feeling just as excited as last years wild card

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Can't wait for my grandkids to ask me about the Curse of Mookie Betts

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

“Hey Chappy, yea you can take the night off man. I was filthy. Alright later.”

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[Nyanasaur @Nyanasaur]

THAT'S A GOOD FUCKING QUESTION...

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Maybe Trevor Story is gonna be the next manager for the Red Sox

[Section 10 out of context @section10ooc]

AC 🫡

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Bregman was such fucking glue man. Breslow needs to incorporate a glue guy factor to his stupid fucking model.

[Limeric @LimericLager]

@KutterIsKing https://t.co/etGjL4XXXZ

[Limeric @LimericLager]

My twitter when the red sox win: "Yeah so we won but I'm not happy with these 1 million things"

My twitter when the red sox lose: "Send IKF to Guantanamo Bay, Duran to Agartha, and Durbin to Little St. James Island"

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Here's a though. Fire the whole Red Sox. I mean everyone. Then hire some 45-65 year old high school beer bellied baseball coaches to teach them "The Right Way". Then play baseball like the 2000s Red Sox where your whole approach is maxing the opposing pitcher pitch count. Done. W

[Limeric @LimericLager]

Last university final ever tmrw and I have to deal with this fucking Red Sox Yankees series, are you fucking kidding me

[Hogdale @Hogdale_]

Schlittler got absolutely fucking mogged by Payton Tolle

A Chrysler 300 looks like a phantom until a phantom shows up

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

Performance vs LHP this year:

Durbin: .043/.185/.043

IKF: .100/.100/.100

It is unacceptable for Mayer to not start against lefties. It's one thing if it was Romy Gonzalez, but these guys are hitting like pitchers.

[Limeric @LimericLager]

I think the Rem dog was holding the Red Sox together. Has not been the same team without him