Keith Limes

I accidentally collect sunglasses. Anything else, just ask.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Ace of Cubs.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

“This place is always rocking.”

Justin Steele on pitching at Wrigley Field.

[Jason Belmonte 🎳 @JBelmo]

So this is pretty cool.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tyreek Hill gave Antoine Winfield Jr. the peace sign in the regular season 👀

Winfield got the last laugh. @brgridiron

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will burn @RobinhoodApp to the ground if they shut down free market trading.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

SAVE SMALL BUSINESS

Donate here - https://t.co/jKfVDCDq5b

[Darren Bailey @DarrenBaileyIL]

When @GovPritzker had to make the heart wrenching decision about which vacation estate would be safer for his family, and he chose the state of Florida, who has a great Republican Governor @GovRonDeSantis that actually follows the science. #1stworldproblems

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Unfortunate angle #DoggyStyle https://t.co/Jm6kpBslbQ

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

"I guess when you turn 40, you just get better." - @ncboomstick23 on his 🔥 start.

@Twins | #TheRundown | @TheMayorsOffice | @StephenNelson | @AlexaDatt | https://t.co/hlNa1LEGpA

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Joe Kelly is just clowning the Astros

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

The Phanatic gets the people GOING

[Baseball is Fun @flippingbats]

I miss dumb sh*t like this.

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

Just Better

[Keith Limes @Limes_18]

"I just read Kim Jong-un dead" title of some media report and read it as Kim Jong undead and thought fuck now we got zombies too! #KIMJONGUNDEAD #KimJungUnDead

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

I wish I were watching Kyle Hendricks embarrass a fool right now with an 87 mph fastball.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Most comedians are horribly untalented and this is the time to move home, apologize to your parents, and prepare to attend a community college in the fall. For you the virus is the cure.

[C. Trent Rosecrans @ctrent]

I asked Joey Votto about clubhouse access in general -- not in this specific case -- but whether he would welcome this ban on a permanent basis. This is his answer:

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

If billionaires are so bad why do they pay good money to fuck me? Maybe you’re jealous. Go get some cash stuffed in your ass on a yacht.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Bryant squashed false offseason rumors of him not wanting to be in Chicago.