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My dick gets limp when I put it in applesauce. I'm here for you guys.

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gay ppl have it easy man. so many hot butts around these days i bet they never get a limpdick like me,

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@ass_meatus i think u'r a realy smart fucke. dont get down on urself my man.

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@ass_meatus never. this acct is perma logged cuz imma a #sexy #teen. adn i knoe it.

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@XboxSupport1 u'r no help. thx 4 nuttin. im gettin a wii yo

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@XboxSupport1 yes. it dint work. i wanna a refund to buy a wii. this xbox stuff sucks

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@XboxSupport1 finally jeez louise. it's really broke like my mom sat on it w/ her big booty. but the cd changer wont take cds

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@AdolfShit nah prob came as the generic background for the comp. duh

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goshdamn @XboxSupport is the wurst customer srevice ever!!!111!

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@XboxSupport my xbox broked :( how r u guys gonna payme?

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@Tormny_Pickeals dn't rape them pls. i like goats, b nice?

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ooo yeah if u follow me, u'r fukin weird and i d k if i shud like yu. weirdoes

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i am the limpest limpdick this syde of hte misisipi. here me roar

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.@XboxMexico hola mi xbox es broko! andale! rapido!

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.@XboxSupport u'r bio says 'Guinness World Record Holder: Most Responsive Brand on Twitter!'. i say baloney. my xbox stinks and u wont talk

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.@XboxSupport1 holy wii u've disrespected me. im taking my business to nintendo if u dont hurry up. they have a thing w/2 screeens

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.@XboxSupport1 fuk u i need sum goddamn xbox assistance. how do i fix my stupid cd slot it spits out the cd. u'r racist i think i want a wii

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@XboxSupport1 i do. how do i fix my xbox after i broak it my sticking my wiener in? i wanna a wii now maybe it will be cooler.

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@XboxSupport my xbox breakes when i stick my wiener in the cd slot?

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#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver mine. im ded and fictional. u never get over u'r own death m8.

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@Rad_Mouse jewish